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DeMarcus Cousins ejected after blocking five-star recruit

DeMarcus Cousins was ejected after rejecting five-star middle-school basketball recruit, Bernie McSwervy. McSwervy, an eighth-grader listed at 6'2, attempted to go up for a dunk but met Cousins at the rim, McSwervy then took a hard fall into the photographers under the basket. DeMarcus Cousins hosted his own charity event with the Disabled Pelicans benefit. … Continue reading DeMarcus Cousins ejected after blocking five-star recruit

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Does Blake Griffin’s injury signal a complete rebuild for the Clippers?

November 30, 2017 Kile Shillingford In recent years, the Los Angeles Clippers have been one of the more consistent teams in the Western Conference. They've managed to clinch a playoff berth for six-straight seasons under the likes of Chris Paul, Blake Griffin, and DeAndre Jordan. However, making the playoffs became bittersweet as they failed to reach… Continue reading Does Blake Griffin’s injury signal a complete rebuild for the Clippers?

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Is the Former Hometown Hero Ready to Walk Away?

Over the last few days it has become clear that Derrick Rose may retire from the NBA. He has had ankles issues this year following years of knee problems which included three torn meniscus injuries and a torn ACL. As a Chicago fan, this is particularly discomforting. Chicago sports fans, like many other city’s fans,… Continue reading Is the Former Hometown Hero Ready to Walk Away?

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Lavar Ball and President Trump Agree to Terms for Cage-match

FAKE NEWS President Trump was not amused by Lavar Ball's CNN interview Monday night and things have only escalated since. The primary subject of Ball's conversation with Chris Cuomo on CNN was the recent feud between President Trump and Ball revolving around Lavar's son LiAngelo and LiAngelo's UCLA teammates who were released from a Chinese prison earlier this… Continue reading Lavar Ball and President Trump Agree to Terms for Cage-match